Open Forum Houston Summers

Summer is acumin officially June 21. For Houstonians, this means getting out of Dodge, or maybe getting out in a Dodge. Houston Chronicle society writer Shelby Hodge once observed about an August party, “Everyone who is anyone is out of town.” So what are the rest of us, chopped liver? No, we are stalwart protectors of Sweatsville. As such, we need a survivor’s guide to answer a few questions that some of you, especially newcomers, may have about what to do when Houston’s hot. For help, I have called on former radio personality, Laurie Kendrick. She says, “Enjoy your summer, Houston! Yeah, it’ll be hot, but as always, this too shall pass.”

How do you explain the heat and humidity to visitors?
LK: I don’t. The London broil reaching medium-well status on my back porch does my talking for me.
LA: When relatives from Buffalo ask, “How do you stand the heat?” You explain, “Heat? What heat? During summers I go from my air-conditioned home to my car with a/c to my cool office, and then maybe to my indoor tennis club or to Minute Maid Park, which is 72 degrees at all times. Maybe you’d feel better if you took off your mukluks.”

To be superfluous, how do you stay cool?
LA: See “explaining to visitors” above. Plus, when buying a house, make sure at least one of your neighbors has a swimming pool.
LK: In order to be really cool this summer, we’ll need an iPod, Kanye West’s latest music and a ’07 BMW convertible. Oh yeah, air-conditioning helps, too!
LA: Driving around Houston in a convertible during a July afternoon is like preheating a burning stake.

What’s your reaction to mosquitoes?
LK: I call them “Houston’s Existential Ambassadors.” “I itch, therefore I am.” It works great on pretentious visitors.
LA: OFF! It is the official city perfume of Houston.

What should Houston parents do with their kids during summer vacation?
LK: Here’s a novel idea — we should take the time to actually get to know our kids. We should take advantage right now. We might not get another chance.
LA: That’s an easy one. Send them to camp. If you can’t afford a three-month summer camp, take them to Buffalo Bayou and tell them tubing through New Braunsfels is so crowded that no one goes there anymore. (Thank you, Yogi.) Then there are the air-conditioned museums. Houston has a ton of those, although the Funeral Museum might be a turnoff for small children, not to mention their grandparents.

What’s worse, kids watching TV all day long or riding bikes in Houston neighborhoods?
LK: Considering crime stats, it would probably be best if we popped in a video of child actors riding around your particular neighborhood. Vicarious thrills work, too!
LA: Watching TV is better because riding bikes in Houston neighborhoods during the summer can take off pounds. We like our kids fat and out of shape, and thus far are doing a wonderful job of it.

The Texas Legislature mandated that school districts postpone the start of the school year to late August, what do you think?
LK: For me, that means reactivating school zones. There’s nothing in the world quite like driving 20 mph down Richmond Avenue on a Monday morning. Lovely.
LA: Good idea. Who wants to learn about grammar and Gettysburg when it’s 103 degrees outside? Better to stay home and watch TV.

What are three places where you wouldn’t want a teenager to work?
LA: As Bud Adams’ food taster, checking DNA for the Houston Police Lab or negotiating crack prices among Katrina evacuees.
LK: 1) The Houston Astros (unless there’s a killer bullpen) 2) Road construction (unless the Texans have a great backfield) 3) On the contrary, I would not want my teenage son or daughter to work at Astroworld. I hear the place just isn’t what it used to be.
LA: That reminds me, add to the list: following Brad Lidge to the mound.

What’s your favorite thing to do in Houston during the summer?
LK: I like leaving Houston in the summer. I also love coming back to it. There’s no other city quite like it in the world. To quote Paris Hilton, “That’s hot.”
LA: Watch the radar for hurricanes.

What are good summer daytrips from Houston?
LK: The Igloo Cooler manufacturing plant, the Reddy Ice manufacturing plant, the Carrier Air Conditioning manufacturing plant and, of course, the Blue Bell Creamery in Brenham.
LA: Galveston beach. There are also various water parks, the Port Arthur refineries and, of course, the Turning Basin.

What’s the best way to get in trouble in Houston during the summer?
LK: When you try and pass off Houston’s mosquito population as “Existential Ambassadors.”
LA: Go around saying, “Is it hot enough for you?”

Have any ideas for decent, free activities?
LK: Kids and adults alike must begin schmoozing neighbors with backyard pools beginning NO LATER than early March.
LA: Putting on my giant cockroach suit and going to the arrival gates at Bush to ask newcomers, “Have you seen my big brother?”

How do you feel about summer holidays, like Juneteenth?
LA: It is a distinctively black Texan celebration, which has now spread to third world countries like Oklahoma. But we do it up the best. This year we’ve got a big party planned with Don Imus as emcee.
LK: It’s imperative that we celebrate Juneteenth every year. Philosopher Jorge Santayana once said, “Those who forget the past, are condemned to repeat it.” We must always remember the price that was paid to obtain the abolition of slavery.
LA: I thought Santayana surrendered at San Jacinto.

… Or, Fourth of July?
LK: Seriously, celebrating the birth of this country is one of the most important holidays on my calendar. Without it, this 48-year-old female journalist wouldn’t be writing for this publication. There’s also a good chance I wouldn’t be reading it, either.
LA: The Fourth of July is a convenient holiday since it always falls on July 4.

How does Houston change in the summer?
LK: The city doesn’t change in the summer; Houstonians do. We wilt from late April to about mid-October.
LA: There’s a lot of chopped liver around.

Summer is acumin officially June 21. For Houstonians, this means getting out of Dodge, or maybe getting out in a Dodge. Houston Chronicle society writer Shelby Hodge once observed about an August party, “Everyone who is anyone is out of town.” So what are the rest of us, chopped liver? No, we are stalwart protectors of Sweatsville. As such, we need a survivor’s guide to answer a few questions that some of you, especially newcomers, may have about what to do when Houston’s hot. For help, I have called on former radio personality, Laurie Kendrick. She says, “Enjoy your summer, Houston! Yeah, it’ll be hot, but as always, this too shall pass.”

How do you explain the heat and humidity to visitors?
LK: I don’t. The London broil reaching medium-well status on my back porch does my talking for me.
LA: When relatives from Buffalo ask, “How do you stand the heat?” You explain, “Heat? What heat? During summers I go from my air-conditioned home to my car with a/c to my cool office, and then maybe to my indoor tennis club or to Minute Maid Park, which is 72 degrees at all times. Maybe you’d feel better if you took off your mukluks.”

To be superfluous, how do you stay cool?
LA: See “explaining to visitors” above. Plus, when buying a house, make sure at least one of your neighbors has a swimming pool.
LK: In order to be really cool this summer, we’ll need an iPod, Kanye West’s latest music and a ’07 BMW convertible. Oh yeah, air-conditioning helps, too!
LA: Driving around Houston in a convertible during a July afternoon is like preheating a burning stake.

What’s your reaction to mosquitoes?
LK: I call them “Houston’s Existential Ambassadors.” “I itch, therefore I am.” It works great on pretentious visitors.
LA: OFF! It is the official city perfume of Houston.

What should Houston parents do with their kids during summer vacation?
LK: Here’s a novel idea — we should take the time to actually get to know our kids. We should take advantage right now. We might not get another chance.
LA: That’s an easy one. Send them to camp. If you can’t afford a three-month summer camp, take them to Buffalo Bayou and tell them tubing through New Braunsfels is so crowded that no one goes there anymore. (Thank you, Yogi.) Then there are the air-conditioned museums. Houston has a ton of those, although the Funeral Museum might be a turnoff for small children, not to mention their grandparents.

What’s worse, kids watching TV all day long or riding bikes in Houston neighborhoods?
LK: Considering crime stats, it would probably be best if we popped in a video of child actors riding around your particular neighborhood. Vicarious thrills work, too!
LA: Watching TV is better because riding bikes in Houston neighborhoods during the summer can take off pounds. We like our kids fat and out of shape, and thus far are doing a wonderful job of it.

The Texas Legislature mandated that school districts postpone the start of the school year to late August, what do you think?
LK: For me, that means reactivating school zones. There’s nothing in the world quite like driving 20 mph down Richmond Avenue on a Monday morning. Lovely.
LA: Good idea. Who wants to learn about grammar and Gettysburg when it’s 103 degrees outside? Better to stay home and watch TV.

What are three places where you wouldn’t want a teenager to work?
LA: As Bud Adams’ food taster, checking DNA for the Houston Police Lab or negotiating crack prices among Katrina evacuees.
LK: 1) The Houston Astros (unless there’s a killer bullpen) 2) Road construction (unless the Texans have a great backfield) 3) On the contrary, I would not want my teenage son or daughter to work at Astroworld. I hear the place just isn’t what it used to be.
LA: That reminds me, add to the list: following Brad Lidge to the mound.

What’s your favorite thing to do in Houston during the summer?
LK: I like leaving Houston in the summer. I also love coming back to it. There’s no other city quite like it in the world. To quote Paris Hilton, “That’s hot.”
LA: Watch the radar for hurricanes.

What are good summer daytrips from Houston?
LK: The Igloo Cooler manufacturing plant, the Reddy Ice manufacturing plant, the Carrier Air Conditioning manufacturing plant and, of course, the Blue Bell Creamery in Brenham.
LA: Galveston beach. There are also various water parks, the Port Arthur refineries and, of course, the Turning Basin.

What’s the best way to get in trouble in Houston during the summer?
LK: When you try and pass off Houston’s mosquito population as “Existential Ambassadors.”
LA: Go around saying, “Is it hot enough for you?”

Have any ideas for decent, free activities?
LK: Kids and adults alike must begin schmoozing neighbors with backyard pools beginning NO LATER than early March.
LA: Putting on my giant cockroach suit and going to the arrival gates at Bush to ask newcomers, “Have you seen my big brother?”

How do you feel about summer holidays, like Juneteenth?
LA: It is a distinctively black Texan celebration, which has now spread to third world countries like Oklahoma. But we do it up the best. This year we’ve got a big party planned with Don Imus as emcee.
LK: It’s imperative that we celebrate Juneteenth every year. Philosopher Jorge Santayana once said, “Those who forget the past, are condemned to repeat it.” We must always remember the price that was paid to obtain the abolition of slavery.
LA: I thought Santayana surrendered at San Jacinto.

… Or, Fourth of July?
LK: Seriously, celebrating the birth of this country is one of the most important holidays on my calendar. Without it, this 48-year-old female journalist wouldn’t be writing for this publication. There’s also a good chance I wouldn’t be reading it, either.
LA: The Fourth of July is a convenient holiday since it always falls on July 4.

How does Houston change in the summer?
LK: The city doesn’t change in the summer; Houstonians do. We wilt from late April to about mid-October.
LA: There’s a lot of chopped liver around.

Ashby spends his Houston summers at his villa in the South of France, well, sort of. He gets takeout at the Ragin Cajun, doesn’t bathe and surrenders easily. To keep cool, Ashby sleeps in his Igloo.

Laurie Kendrick is a former broadcast journalist in Houston. She has a cat named Charlotte; a car named Zelda and is in the midst of a midlife crisis. Kendrick now aspires to add “writer” to her lengthy resume.

Be the Billboard Bride

Calling all photographers! The 2007 Bridal Extravaganza has announced a new contest for brides and photographers! We want you to help spread the word to your clients as it could be your photo on the billboards for the next Bridal Extravaganza show.

Here are the contest details:

Brides can register for the contest by submitting a full-length photo of themselves in their gown beginning Saturday, July 14 at the Bridal Extravaganza at George R. Brown Convention Center. There will be an area set up near the H Texas Haute Couture Fashion Show where they can drop off a photo and register for the contest. A group of semi-finalists will be selected from a panel of celebrity judges and announced in the fall. Once the semi-finalists are chosen, an online voting contest will take place through the Bridal Extravaganza website, www.bridalextravaganzashow.com. The winners will be announced prior to the next Bridal Extravaganza.

Winning photos will be a part of the advertising campaign and be posted on billboards across Houston!

To see a complete list of rules, please contact the Bridal Extravaganza Show office at 281-340-7777.

Bridal Extravaganza Show

The don’t-miss bridal event for any bride-to-be

Marriage is a wonderful milestone in any woman’s life. But, during this exciting time, the stress of planning a wedding can cause any glowing bride-to-be to become frantic and overwhelmed. Thankfully, relief is available at this summer’s Bridal Extravaganza Show, the most important bridal event in Houston.

Thousands of radiant future brides will attend this summer’s 24th bi-annual Bridal Extravaganza Show, July 14 and 15 at the George R. Brown Convention Center. More than 500 wedding companies will offer bridal products and services, providing every possible item needed to plan a fantasy wedding. “In just a few hours at the show, we accomplished our goal of finding all the companies to create the wedding of our dreams,” Janice, an attendee of last year’s show, says.

Admire the creative talent and dedication that exhibitors have put forth. The romantic décor, along with classical music, foreshadows love, unity and romance, and transforms the conference hall into a wedding wonderland.

Stroll down the hall’s gallery that features the essentials for photographs, linens and cakes. Discuss innovative bridal portraits with Solaris Studios and Mark Chen Photography. Drool over exquisite wedding and grooms’ cakes presented by Royal Icing, Cakes by Gina and “Who Made the Cake!” The cakes are true works of art that can be molded into dartboards, cowboy boots, poker tables or traditional tiers. Linen displays by Distinctive Details, Elegant Linens and the Perfect Touch give an added finesse to the gallery and the entire exhibit hall.

From clean-cut, simple weddings to the most luxurious ceremonies, the Bridal Extravaganza Show has something for every bride. “The Bridal Extravaganza Show made everything easy — from the rehearsal dinner to the ceremony, the reception to the honeymoon,” Kennedy of River Oaks, says. “Every aspect of my wedding was perfect.”

Find beautiful, local venues for your event like Heaven on Earth, the Greenspoint Club or Waverly Manor. Planning an exotic wedding away from Houston isn’t a problem. Get help from destination wedding exhibitors Travel Lifestyles or Bahamas Tourism.

The headliner of a wedding is, of course, the wedding gown. View the latest bridal styles straight from Paris, London and New York at the main fashion show. Be dazzled by sumptuously stylish gowns from Now and Forever Bridal, Parvani Vida Bridal &Formal and Winnie Couture. It is easy to imagine yourself as the belle of the ball while watching models in dresses strut down the runway.

The most exclusive area of the show’s floor is the new Couture Collection. This premier section features elegant floral arrangements, luxurious linens, magnificent photographs and posh options for receptions.

For the bride who wants to make a statement, the Couture Fashion Show features high-end, custom gowns. The lush designer gowns take you through a timeless journey sure to make your eyes pop. Greco-Roman, Renaissance, Victorian, Hollywood’s Golden Age and Mod are just some of the era-inspired styles hitting the runway this season.

Don’t miss the Couture Fashion show. You will see why the Bridal Extravaganza Show is the best place to take in magnificent displays, conceive ideas, taste exquisite delicacies, collect samples and plan your fairy tale wedding.

For more information, visit www.BridalExtravaganzaShow.com.

2007 Trend Wedding

Say “I do” in style

Some wedding ideas are good, some are great and others are grand, but few can be considered trendsetting. Following are H Texas’ picks for Houston’s top trendsetting wedding ideas.

Trend: Subtle signature touch in invitations and favors Companies, such as Joli Parti Paperie, can create one-of-a-kind items just for you.

Dylan Moore designs personalized logos that add a unique flair to gifts for your guests.

Trend: Chef-driven rehearsal dining in innovative locations Renowned chef Cedric Guerin of Omni Palace makes house calls. With a nod to ever-popular wine pairings, he’ll create a custom menu just for you.

Toast with Perrier Jouet Grand Brut paired with a mixed field salad topped with foie gras and marinated salmon.

Trend: Limo detour to a photo session En route to the reception, many brides and grooms are taking off in separate limos with a photographer to be whisked away to their first portrait outside of the ceremony location. Black Tie Limousine Service will deliver you to picturesque settings.

Trend: Compact, colored bouquets laced with jewels The bridal bouquet does not need to be white (or white and off white). Dare to be different with a splash of color. Fresh Blooms of Houston will use your color scheme to create a unique arrangement. The cream, chartreuse and maroon color scheme shown dictated the floral selections: mango-colored mini-callas, red and orange roses, and green and burgundy orchids.

Trend: Customized gems as attendants gifts Forget photo books or bath gels. Give your bridesmaids something they’ll wear again and again. Local designer Marie Myers of Marie’s Gems will customize a necklace specifically for you and your best gal pals.

Trend: Pushing extremes from wedding to reception The formal setting of a traditional church can be followed by a reception located in an old dance hall or firehouse. This contrast in locations can be interesting for all who attend.

Trend: Relaxed reception “Sit-down dinners are out,” event guru Darryl Murchison says. Trends in catering include nontraditional meals and interactive food stations that add an element of entertainment. Pico’s Mex-Mex Catering steps up to the plate with sizzling fajitas, spinach quesadillas and bacon-wrapped shrimp — all grilled after guests arrive.

Trend: DJ as master of ceremonies Today’s DJ does more than just spin tunes. He or she actually can serve as the master of ceremonies, and ensure that the day’s events take place on time. Jeff from DJ’s Unlimited will orchestrate your party with skill. His ability to direct and entertain a crowd keeps the bride at ease throughout the entire event. Suggestions for dances include: “Living on Love,” by Alan Jackson for the couple’s first dance, “Wind Beneath My Wings,” by Bette Midler for the father/ daughter dance and “Through the Years,” by Kenny Rogers for the mother/ son dance. All of these songs can be selected by consulting DJ’s Unlimited’s comprehensive website, www.djsunlimited.net.

Trend: Cake matching dress Bakers are doing so much with icing, the possibilities are endless. Select one signature element from your dress or your lace pattern and carry it onto the cake. The truly fashion-aware will rave, “It’s just like the dress!” “Who Made The Cake!” in River Oaks has been satisfying brides for years. The custom wedding cake above incorporates the dress’ ruffle into its design.

Trend: Personalize your accessories Accessories, such as toasting flutes, a cake cutter and guest book, can be inscribed with your initials. All are available at Angelic Expressions by Angel.

Trend: Add a touch that’s uniquely you With the formalities out of the way, kick the party up a notch with a bit of your personal style. If you love cowboy chic, slip into a pair of vintage boots created by vintagecowboy.com.

Trend: Multiple honeymoons The two-week honeymoon is often being replaced with several extended weekend honeymoons. In today’s busy working environment, couples are taking multiple long weekend trips, and taking care of business throughout the week. You might consider Punta Mita, the Mayan Riviera, Beaches of South Walton or St. Barts. All have flights from Houston. Agents at Travel Lifestyles are on hand to help you pick the perfect getaway for you and your new spouse.

Summer-Perfect Getaways

27 quick escapes

1. Visit a wetland
At Armand Bayou, people of all ages can reconnect with nature by exploring three major ecosystems: forest, prairie and wetlands. Visitors can see how plant and animals contribute to human’s existence. Hike on nature trails, view animal displays, or ride a canoe or electric pontoon boat to see land that is not visible in the city. 8500 Bay Area Blvd., Pasadena, (281) 474-2551

2. Old McDonald had a farm
Real farmers offer an educational exhibit for children to see and experience the joys of farm life at Blue Barn Fun Farm. The farm is a 30-acre facility that houses different farm animals and activities, mules and donkeys, and the opportunity to milk a cow. A day of festivities ends with a tractor-drawn hayride. Reservations are required for admittance; $7 per person or $6 per person for groups of 20 or more. FM 1458, (281) 375-6669

3. We all scream for ice cream
Everyone is invited to help Blue Bell Factory celebrate its 100th anniversary by spending “A Day in the Country” July 19-21. At the event, children can meet and take pictures of the legendary Jersey cows from Blue Bell commercials. Games and exhibits will be on-hand to help ring in the celebration, along with 45 flavors of hand-dipped ice cream. Washington County Fairgrounds in Brenham, www.bluebell.com

4. Make a splash
Rent a boat or wave runner and cruise the shores of Clear Lake. Or go high in the sky on a parasailing ride. For all-day fun, take the children on a deep-sea fishing trip in the Gulf and catch something for dinner. Watercrafts and sunshine are a great summertime combination. Clear Lake Boat Rentals, (281) 334-4585

5. A day at the beach
Bolivar Peninsula offers many activities for a fun-filled day by the water. With 27 miles of sandy beaches to swim, sun bathe, or play in the sand, Crystal Beach is an ideal summer getaway. For the avid fisherman, Rollover Fish Pass is a popular spot. 1750 Hwy. 87, Crystal Beach, (409) 684-5940

6. Wet and wild
Play at the water playground at Burnett Bayland Park and Community Center. The playground has a multi-colored, rubber surface with a spray feature that includes three colorful arches and two water cannons. Adults can enjoy the hike and bike trails or run on the nearby asphalt trail/track. 6200 Chimney Rock Road, (713) 668-4516

7. Crazy maze
Trek through a three-mile corn field maze. Every year, Dr. Dewberry of Dewberry Farm designs a new pattern on his eight-acre corn field that represents an event in Houston. The maze is broken in two phases to allow rest, refreshments or an early escape. This adventure is one you won’t forget. 7705 FM 362, Brookshire, (281) 934-3276

8. Sacred ground
Forbidden Gardens is an outdoor museum replicating China’s most historic scenes. Guided tours offer a brief history lesson on third century BC, and terra-cotta pieces replicate the first Emperor’s 6,000-man army. The tour also showcases the famous Forbidden City in Beijing, which served as palaces for nearly 500 years of Imperial rule. 23500 Franz Road, Katy, (281) 347-8000

9. Gone with the wind
The Galveston Historical Foundation offers an opportunity to journey back in time to experience the grandeur and elegance of sacred landmarks, spectacular mansions and craftsman-style bungalows. Throughout the summer, tours are offered to view historic homes on Galveston Island. 502 20th Street, Galveston, (409) 765-7834

10. Dance the night away
Garner State Park is more than a park. Here, families can enjoy bike tours, pedal boats, kayaks, putt-putt golf courses and nature trails. If the daily activities aren’t enough, then dance under the stars at the Garner Pavilion every night of the summer to the songs of Texas favorites. The party begins when the sun sets and ends at 11 p.m. This tradition started 50 years ago and will continue for 50 more. Concan, (512) 389-8900

11. Spice up your life
With more then 88 varieties of regional mixes, specialty mixes and custom blends, the Gourmet Chili Pepper and Salsa Festival kicks fun up a notch. Guest chefs demonstrate how to cook with peppers; live music ranging from Cajun to oldies is provided. Vendors galore will be on hand July 28. Wildseed Farms, Fredericksburg, www.hotsauceblog.com

12. Gallop away
If you want to experience something unique, then go horseback riding on the beach. Enjoy a ride on West Beach for approximately 30 minutes with trained guides from Gulf Stream Stables who assist novice riders. At $25 per person, this activity will please the cowboy at heart. Eight Mile Road and West Beach, Galveston, (409) 744-1004

13. Take a gamble
Leave the kids at home and take a ride to L’Auberge du Lac Hotel &Casino in Lake Charles, La. As one of the largest single-level, riverboat casinos in the world, it offers 1,600 slot machines and 60 game tables, along with a Jack Daniel’s Bar &Grill. The establishment also has a golf course, spa and resort, heated pool with a side-bar, and luxurious amenities. The casino is sure to excite everyone’s kid at heart. 777 Ave. L’Auberge, Lake Charles, (866) 580-7444

14. Camp under the stars
Teach the kids how to catch largemouth bass, white crappie, catfish or bluegill on Lake Houston. Hike on trails, bird watch and camp for the weekend. The nearly 5,000-acre forest, 30 miles north of Houston, is a short-distance getaway. 22031 Baptist Encampment Road, New Caney, (281) 354-6881

15. Enter a cave
Experience the beauty of natural formations in an underground cave. Longhorn Cavern was formed thousands of years ago by water that dissolved limestone bedrock. From unique rock creations to fossils, Longhorn Cavern is a rare experience that once housed Comanche Indians. 6 miles west of U.S. Hwy 281, Burnet, (877) 441-CAVE

16. Palm Beach
Soft, white sand and crystal-clear fresh-water lagoons make one wonder if they are in Texas or Florida. Frolic in the waters of Palm Beach at Moody Gardens in Galveston, and cool off from the summer heat. Enjoy a game of volleyball, take a relaxing dip or relish the pristine water; whatever the activity, the whole family can have fun. One Hope Blvd., Galveston, (800) 582-4673

17. Fresh blueberries
Pick fresh, pesticide-free blueberries and eat them on the spot at Moorhead’s Blueberry Farm. Twenty acres filled with more than 20 different varieties of blueberries are a sight to see in the state of Texas. Moorehead’s is the first commercially operated blueberry farm in the state since the mid-1970s. Children and adults of all ages are allowed and encouraged to participate in blueberry picking. 19531 Moorhead Road, Conroe, (281) 572-1265

18. Antique shop
Just 30 minutes north of Houston is Spring’s hidden jewel. Old Town Spring has 150 shops with merchandise from all over the world. With small-town charm and a rich history, this area offers antiques, collectibles, home décor, crafts and clothes. Take pleasure in a day of shopping, and then stop by a local restaurant for some home cooking. Spring, (800) Old-Town

19. Battlegrounds
Stand on the deck of a retired battleship and experience history up close at the San Jacinto Museum of History. The museum offers a wealth of knowledge on Texas history and the battle of San Jacinto. Visit exhibits and learn how these men of honor fought their way to victory. One Monument Circle, La Porte, (281) 479-2421

20. Dip into fun
If you are from Texas, you probably have heard of Schlitterbahn, German for slippery road. The new Schlitterbahn Galveston Island Waterpark covers approximately 15 acres with food kiosks, retail stores, changing rooms with showers, and more than 20 water attractions. A new feature not offered at other locations is Wasserfest, the world’s first “convertible waterpark” with closeable sections for indoor/ outdoor, year-round fun. 2026 Lockhead St., Galveston, (409) 770-9283

21. Just hang out
Get out of town and see what all the hype is about. Voted by locals as the “National Party of Texas,” Schulenburg Festival offers fun for the entire family. With countless activities and heaping amounts of food, enjoy a day of too much to do Aug. 3-5. Wolters Park, Schulenburg, www.schulenburgfestival.org

22. A sandy event
Spend the day playing in the sand, or watch over-achieving architects sink their hands in it. Texas architects gather at Galveston’s East Beach each June for the largest and most competitive AIA Sandcastle Contest in the nation. Held since 1986, the competition attracts contestants who have eight hours to complete their work of art, using no tools or materials other than local water and sand. Galveston, (713) 520-0155

23. Houston, we have a problem
Lay back and watch the skyline fill with breathtaking, massive hot air balloons. The annual Baluner Fest is hosted by Space Center Houston and RE/MAX. The competition provides evening balloon glows, skydiving exhibitions, concession booths and excitement. 1601 Nasa Pkwy., (281) 244-2100

24. Eat, drink and watch a flick
Sit back, relax and watch a new release as you bite into a juicy burger. Star Cinema Grill allows you to do just that at its dinner/ theatre. An enticing menu is provided, along with a full bar. Waitstaff is on-hand to offer top-notch service during a movie and provide food and drinks until the credits roll. 1020 W Nasa Road, Webster, (281) 557-9300

25. Blue in the face
There isn’t anything like a Texas-sized Blueberry Festival. Fresh blueberries, homemade blueberry pancakes, blueberry cobbler and blueberry ice cream can be purchased and anyone left out will be blue with envy. Live musical entertainment provided while kids and adults enjoy their blueberry feast. Nacogdoches, (888) OLDEST TOWN

26. Finger-licking good
What was once a meat market is now a local music venue and restaurant. Visit this Kemah, family-owned, barbecue restaurant that was established in 1974. T-Bone Tom’s chicken-fried steaks are some of the best in Texas. If the food isn’t enough to bring you in, T-Bone Tom’s Backyard should do it. They host some of the best and most popular area bands. It is also a kid-friendly place where the whole family can enjoy themselves. 707 Hwy. 146, Kemah, (281) 334-2133

27. The sweet life
A Houston original, The Chocolate Bar isn’t very far, but it is a sure getaway. Visit this decadent chocolate store and you will feel as if you have stepped into chocolate heaven. The shop offers everything your sweet tooth can handle including: chocolate candy, brownies, cakes, pies, mousse and chocolate-covered popcorn. If you’re still not satisfied, try 24 flavors of homemade ice cream. 1835 W Alabama St., (713) 520-8599

Lucy Noland

One on one with Chanel 11’s new leading lady

Meet the latest news sensation in Houston, KHOU Channel 11’s Lucy Noland. She’s the new face that enters your living room each evening and delivers hard news as it happens.

I first became acquainted with Noland when Sam Malone interviewed her on the radio. They were playing map trivia. He showed her a street/ city name, and she pronounced it. Imagine being new to town and having to pronounce our street names.

“That’s one of the first things people throw at you — pronunciations,” she says. She credits the great team of producers and co-anchor Greg Hurst for her seemingly quick ability to get the names right. “I immediately ask if any name can go two ways, three ways or 12 ways,” she says. “I’ll immediately say, ‘Help!'” With the assistance of others, she has quickly learned our highways and byways.

Timing is everything
Lucy Noland comes to Houston via New York, Detroit, the San Francisco Bay Area, Alaska and Vietnam. As she plants her roots here, she recalls a time when fate brought her to Houston — almost. Nine years ago, she was offered a job in Houston, but didn’t take it. Today, the unexpected departure of Lisa Foronda created an open seat at KHOU’s desk. Lucy Noland’s time in Houston has come.

“I’m a big believer in God. I talk to the big guy all the time, and I say a lot of prayers,” she says. Prayers and her gut told her not to take the job nine years ago. Now, they say it’s time to accept.

Being accepted
Pronouncing street names wrong is one thing; being welcomed by the Houston market is another. “Stations are a little leery bringing a new person in,” she says. “Will he or she be accepted?” She refers to the beginning as the “getting to know you” period. “It’s like when your brother that you love dearly brings home the new girl. You wait and see.”

How long we have to wait and how quickly we will see is a matter of opinion. “It depends on the market,” she says. Certain markets, like Los Angeles, are more welcoming; not all markets are. Many people watch the news because they like those delivering it, and they trust the team behind the news. “That’s like a family,” she says. “You’re welcoming them into your home.”

She laughs about times when her extended “family members” have felt comfortable enough to give advice. “Change your lipstick; lay off the cookies — you’re getting a little big. Bonding with viewers is important. No matter how careful a station tries to be, when they bring in someone new, it’s a roll of the dice.”

In Houston, the competition is stiff. Dominique Sachse has been with KPRC Channel 2 since the mid-’90s, and Melanie Lawson has been with KTRK Channel 13 since 1988. Both are considered hometown girls. To compete with them, Noland’s plans are simple: work hard, do the best job she can and enjoy Texas. She wants to get out and meet people!

So far, she’s had a great time, even down to the Kroger employee who offered her a Kroger card. (She especially appreciated the Houstonians who didn’t get mad while she applied for the card.) On local involvement, she says, “everybody’s a key part of the community. It doesn’t matter who you are, and I hope to become a part of the fabric in Houston.”

Thus far, it hasn’t been an issue. “They’ve been kind of playing up that I’m from New York, Detroit, the Bay Area, Alaska and Vietnam,” she says. “I’m not from anywhere, but from everywhere!” Now she is searching for the nitty-gritty that defines Texas. “I cannot wait to really get into it and learn more than what I learned in textbooks.”

Inspiration for success
The news bug bit her in eighth grade when she had a crush on Peter Jennings. She recalls watching television with her parents in Fairbanks, Ala. She pointed to the woman on the screen and said, “Dad I’ve always loved the news. I’ve always loved learning, history and politics. I’m going to do that. In fact, I’m going to have her job.”

She admits that sometimes she can’t believe it’s her, and proves you can manifest your own destiny. “We all have a path,” she says. At this point on her path, she’s to further KHOU’s success. Coming to a leading news station “carries a weight on my shoulders,” she says. “It’s a great challenge, and I don’t take it lightly at all.”

Being a journalist is a special gift. “You have a backstage pass to the world, and it affords you the opportunity to meet people that most would not normally meet,” she says. She knows she has the inside track and feels a strong sense of commitment to the community that allows her to learn and grow. She loves television news because it brings people together. “It’s that campfire. It’s the thing that people gather around to watch to see what’s going on and then share with each other.”

Friends forever
Noland seems like someone you’d like to hang around and have lunch with. Now, she can be your friend. A friend who gives you the latest news and information you need. When you don’t see her warm, friendly face on television, she’s with her kids or exploring the arts. She loves opera as much as Broadway; museums, history and culture hold a special place in her heart. “I was so emotionally overwhelmed at the Vatican,” she recalls, “I started crying.”

In a career that creates many nomads, Lucy Noland is ready to find a home. “The blessings of moving bring the wisdom to realize something great when it appears before your eyes,” she says. “Houston’s that spot — let’s settle down.”

By the way, that morning on the radio, she pronounced Humble correctly, as well as other streets, and only missed Kuykendahl. And really, who actually knows how to pronounce Kuykendahl?

Summer-Perfect Getaways

27 quick escapes

1. Visit a wetland
At Armand Bayou, people of all ages can reconnect with nature by exploring three major ecosystems: forest, prairie and wetlands. Visitors can see how plant and animals contribute to human’s existence. Hike on nature trails, view animal displays, or ride a canoe or electric pontoon boat to see land that is not visible in the city. 8500 Bay Area Blvd., Pasadena, (281) 474-2551

2. Old McDonald had a farm
Real farmers offer an educational exhibit for children to see and experience the joys of farm life at Blue Barn Fun Farm. The farm is a 30-acre facility that houses different farm animals and activities, mules and donkeys, and the opportunity to milk a cow. A day of festivities ends with a tractor-drawn hayride. Reservations are required for admittance; $7 per person or $6 per person for groups of 20 or more. FM 1458, (281) 375-6669

3. We all scream for ice cream
Everyone is invited to help Blue Bell Factory celebrate its 100th anniversary by spending “A Day in the Country” July 19-21. At the event, children can meet and take pictures of the legendary Jersey cows from Blue Bell commercials. Games and exhibits will be on-hand to help ring in the celebration, along with 45 flavors of hand-dipped ice cream. Washington County Fairgrounds in Brenham, www.bluebell.com

4. Make a splash
Rent a boat or wave runner and cruise the shores of Clear Lake. Or go high in the sky on a parasailing ride. For all-day fun, take the children on a deep-sea fishing trip in the Gulf and catch something for dinner. Watercrafts and sunshine are a great summertime combination. Clear Lake Boat Rentals, (281) 334-4585

5. A day at the beach
Bolivar Peninsula offers many activities for a fun-filled day by the water. With 27 miles of sandy beaches to swim, sun bathe, or play in the sand, Crystal Beach is an ideal summer getaway. For the avid fisherman, Rollover Fish Pass is a popular spot. 1750 Hwy. 87, Crystal Beach, (409) 684-5940

6. Wet and wild
Play at the water playground at Burnett Bayland Park and Community Center. The playground has a multi-colored, rubber surface with a spray feature that includes three colorful arches and two water cannons. Adults can enjoy the hike and bike trails or run on the nearby asphalt trail/track. 6200 Chimney Rock Road, (713) 668-4516

7. Crazy maze
Trek through a three-mile corn field maze. Every year, Dr. Dewberry of Dewberry Farm designs a new pattern on his eight-acre corn field that represents an event in Houston. The maze is broken in two phases to allow rest, refreshments or an early escape. This adventure is one you won’t forget. 7705 FM 362, Brookshire, (281) 934-3276

8. Sacred ground
Forbidden Gardens is an outdoor museum replicating China’s most historic scenes. Guided tours offer a brief history lesson on third century BC, and terra-cotta pieces replicate the first Emperor’s 6,000-man army. The tour also showcases the famous Forbidden City in Beijing, which served as palaces for nearly 500 years of Imperial rule. 23500 Franz Road, Katy, (281) 347-8000

9. Gone with the wind
The Galveston Historical Foundation offers an opportunity to journey back in time to experience the grandeur and elegance of sacred landmarks, spectacular mansions and craftsman-style bungalows. Throughout the summer, tours are offered to view historic homes on Galveston Island. 502 20th Street, Galveston, (409) 765-7834

10. Dance the night away
Garner State Park is more than a park. Here, families can enjoy bike tours, pedal boats, kayaks, putt-putt golf courses and nature trails. If the daily activities aren’t enough, then dance under the stars at the Garner Pavilion every night of the summer to the songs of Texas favorites. The party begins when the sun sets and ends at 11 p.m. This tradition started 50 years ago and will continue for 50 more. Concan, (512) 389-8900

11. Spice up your life
With more then 88 varieties of regional mixes, specialty mixes and custom blends, the Gourmet Chili Pepper and Salsa Festival kicks fun up a notch. Guest chefs demonstrate how to cook with peppers; live music ranging from Cajun to oldies is provided. Vendors galore will be on hand July 28. Wildseed Farms, Fredericksburg, www.hotsauceblog.com

12. Gallop away
If you want to experience something unique, then go horseback riding on the beach. Enjoy a ride on West Beach for approximately 30 minutes with trained guides from Gulf Stream Stables who assist novice riders. At $25 per person, this activity will please the cowboy at heart. Eight Mile Road and West Beach, Galveston, (409) 744-1004

13. Take a gamble
Leave the kids at home and take a ride to L’Auberge du Lac Hotel &Casino in Lake Charles, La. As one of the largest single-level, riverboat casinos in the world, it offers 1,600 slot machines and 60 game tables, along with a Jack Daniel’s Bar &Grill. The establishment also has a golf course, spa and resort, heated pool with a side-bar, and luxurious amenities. The casino is sure to excite everyone’s kid at heart. 777 Ave. L’Auberge, Lake Charles, (866) 580-7444

14. Camp under the stars
Teach the kids how to catch largemouth bass, white crappie, catfish or bluegill on Lake Houston. Hike on trails, bird watch and camp for the weekend. The nearly 5,000-acre forest, 30 miles north of Houston, is a short-distance getaway. 22031 Baptist Encampment Road, New Caney, (281) 354-6881

15. Enter a cave
Experience the beauty of natural formations in an underground cave. Longhorn Cavern was formed thousands of years ago by water that dissolved limestone bedrock. From unique rock creations to fossils, Longhorn Cavern is a rare experience that once housed Comanche Indians. 6 miles west of U.S. Hwy 281, Burnet, (877) 441-CAVE

16. Palm Beach
Soft, white sand and crystal-clear fresh-water lagoons make one wonder if they are in Texas or Florida. Frolic in the waters of Palm Beach at Moody Gardens in Galveston, and cool off from the summer heat. Enjoy a game of volleyball, take a relaxing dip or relish the pristine water; whatever the activity, the whole family can have fun. One Hope Blvd., Galveston, (800) 582-4673

17. Fresh blueberries
Pick fresh, pesticide-free blueberries and eat them on the spot at Moorhead’s Blueberry Farm. Twenty acres filled with more than 20 different varieties of blueberries are a sight to see in the state of Texas. Moorehead’s is the first commercially operated blueberry farm in the state since the mid-1970s. Children and adults of all ages are allowed and encouraged to participate in blueberry picking. 19531 Moorhead Road, Conroe, (281) 572-1265

18. Antique shop
Just 30 minutes north of Houston is Spring’s hidden jewel. Old Town Spring has 150 shops with merchandise from all over the world. With small-town charm and a rich history, this area offers antiques, collectibles, home décor, crafts and clothes. Take pleasure in a day of shopping, and then stop by a local restaurant for some home cooking. Spring, (800) Old-Town

19. Battlegrounds
Stand on the deck of a retired battleship and experience history up close at the San Jacinto Museum of History. The museum offers a wealth of knowledge on Texas history and the battle of San Jacinto. Visit exhibits and learn how these men of honor fought their way to victory. One Monument Circle, La Porte, (281) 479-2421

20. Dip into fun
If you are from Texas, you probably have heard of Schlitterbahn, German for slippery road. The new Schlitterbahn Galveston Island Waterpark covers approximately 15 acres with food kiosks, retail stores, changing rooms with showers, and more than 20 water attractions. A new feature not offered at other locations is Wasserfest, the world’s first “convertible waterpark” with closeable sections for indoor/ outdoor, year-round fun. 2026 Lockhead St., Galveston, (409) 770-9283

21. Just hang out
Get out of town and see what all the hype is about. Voted by locals as the “National Party of Texas,” Schulenburg Festival offers fun for the entire family. With countless activities and heaping amounts of food, enjoy a day of too much to do Aug. 3-5. Wolters Park, Schulenburg, www.schulenburgfestival.org

22. A sandy event
Spend the day playing in the sand, or watch over-achieving architects sink their hands in it. Texas architects gather at Galveston’s East Beach each June for the largest and most competitive AIA Sandcastle Contest in the nation. Held since 1986, the competition attracts contestants who have eight hours to complete their work of art, using no tools or materials other than local water and sand. Galveston, (713) 520-0155

23. Houston, we have a problem
Lay back and watch the skyline fill with breathtaking, massive hot air balloons. The annual Baluner Fest is hosted by Space Center Houston and RE/MAX. The competition provides evening balloon glows, skydiving exhibitions, concession booths and excitement. 1601 Nasa Pkwy., (281) 244-2100

24. Eat, drink and watch a flick
Sit back, relax and watch a new release as you bite into a juicy burger. Star Cinema Grill allows you to do just that at its dinner/ theatre. An enticing menu is provided, along with a full bar. Waitstaff is on-hand to offer top-notch service during a movie and provide food and drinks until the credits roll. 1020 W Nasa Road, Webster, (281) 557-9300

25. Blue in the face
There isn’t anything like a Texas-sized Blueberry Festival. Fresh blueberries, homemade blueberry pancakes, blueberry cobbler and blueberry ice cream can be purchased and anyone left out will be blue with envy. Live musical entertainment provided while kids and adults enjoy their blueberry feast. Nacogdoches, (888) OLDEST TOWN

26. Finger-licking good
What was once a meat market is now a local music venue and restaurant. Visit this Kemah, family-owned, barbecue restaurant that was established in 1974. T-Bone Tom’s chicken-fried steaks are some of the best in Texas. If the food isn’t enough to bring you in, T-Bone Tom’s Backyard should do it. They host some of the best and most popular area bands. It is also a kid-friendly place where the whole family can enjoy themselves. 707 Hwy. 146, Kemah, (281) 334-2133

27. The sweet life
A Houston original, The Chocolate Bar isn’t very far, but it is a sure getaway. Visit this decadent chocolate store and you will feel as if you have stepped into chocolate heaven. The shop offers everything your sweet tooth can handle including: chocolate candy, brownies, cakes, pies, mousse and chocolate-covered popcorn. If you’re still not satisfied, try 24 flavors of homemade ice cream. 1835 W Alabama St., (713) 520-8599